Right out of the gate we get a phone call from someone named Tommy who claims to be a 9 year old alcoholic that calls our show with many different voices. He is also a ventriloquist that tries to get people in trouble. It’s Kitty’s Birthday and Leo wishes her a Hallicher Geburtsdagg. Royal joins us in studio and Big Daddy Jimmy V is on the Skype. Leo announces we beat @ComicConPod in #PodernMadness. Midge shares with the group what she did to get a bunch of votes the night before at a Mutt and Jeff’s, which takes us down a rabbit hole full of Midge’s and Cobra’s drunken sex-capades. We go to voicemails and there are 7 of them in there. The first is from Babba Waters. We name Steve the Night AKA Midnight Smoke our March #LOM. He sent a video Chickens Attack. Back to voicemails before break and Storm Raven called to wish Kitty a Happy Birthday. Fez reads us an Amazon Review for some kick ass shoes. We go back to voicemails from someone named Blue the Time Travelling Stoner. Mike Jolitz sent us a couple of clips showcasing Kitty and Midge. Cobra tells us of some lazy ass kids playing basketball. Jimmy V sent us a top ten crazy headlines. We go through a few more voicemails before wrapping this one all up with a person who replaced his sister’s goldfish with a baby carrot. Enjoy!!!

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It’s been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot’s pic.twitter.com/En3OMIAGYB

— McCræ (@SamuelAnnis) March 5, 2017