We start out his train wreck with Stormy on the line and Royal in Scrish Bar. Stormy has been drinking while waiting for us to get our shit together and he is in rare form. Leo shouts out George the Animal Steele who past away today, and Stormy gives us the rest of the story! Royal used the Dity app with Alexa to change up the balls & poop song. We go to some really odd voicemails and one is form Midnight Smoke. Storm Raven rishta’ed sent us some topics, the first one women that put weird things in their vaginas to fight off yeast infections. Next up a video of creepy 1960’s cereal commercials. We Uncle Garkey sent in about a Dirty Batman. Leo goes back to voicemails and its one of Leo sittinkg at a bar with a woman who thinks she is a Cougar and thinks its a bad thing. We go back to Stormy’s videos of a guy breaking many coconuts with his head before break. This takes us down a rabbit hole that goes from watermelon smashing to runners with bloody nipples and runner that shit themselves but keep going. We go into break and we get a visit from a special couple of people Clark and Bambi Campi! For some reason Leo opens the show again. We start out this second half with a Haiku-Off! Then we listen to our last voicemail and its from The Hula Hula Guy telling us about his karaoke songs he likes to sing. This causes detective Storm Raven to speculate that Fez is actually The Hula Hula Guy. He is not! So Storm Raven suggests two new potential segments for Hula Hula; 1) Ad Spots or 2) Guba Gaba Guru advice time. Fez coxes Cobra into a topic of sex moves, and we all think this should be a new segment. “The Cobrasutra.” Enjoy!!!

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— Roy L Wicheez (@royLwicheez) February 14, 2017