We start out tonight with a toast to Kitty for her Birthday!  We are joined by Royal with Cheese, Mr and Mrs Raccoon Hunter and Ed from Late night with Ed Money in the Turkey Bucket Gallery.  We recap our callers from last week, which leads into our drunk messages this week! We are not really sure if we are food delivery service or not.  Fez found a story of home invasion in Ohio that is not exactly as it may appear. You would think that was the weirdest thing we talked about this episode but nope… Midge found a story of a woman knitting a very particular type of scarf. We take more calls that include wishes for Katie’s (aka Kitty) Birthday!  We do another scientific study and find that one out of one people who use Waffen Whisker Beard Oil get the job they interview for.  Kitty takes us down a rabbit hole when she passes out titty tassels. Before break we watch the Captain America Civil War trailer. Jackie takes a left turn reciting a soliloquy from “The Lonely Guy” Steve Martin. We close out the show with a few more phone calls from The Mike Jolitz Show and Geek Yogurt Podcast.  Enjoy!