We are missing Fez this week, but the show must go on… Enjoy!!!
- Midge starts out by telling us she is going to be an Asian Themed Wrestler called Sauce on Side. Kitty of course can’t control herself!
- We check out a cool prank… Using two cell phones to have two Chinese restaurants call each other.
- Jeff Bridges tweeted a teaser for a Super Bowl Add, Sequel or Reboot?
- We wanted to give Fez a call, but we notice we have phone numbers for everyone who ever called the Afterburn Hotline, so we call some folks… Random Phone Call Friday!
- Big Daddy Jimmy V answers the phone and this makes us revisit the topic of #Fronking.
- We decide to try and Skype Fez… But he went to bed so we call the Campies, and ask for a haiku, only problem… We get an old lady who has no clue, but we ask for a haiku anyway, and Kitty does not approve.
- Next up we call Chris Kim @TheGreenKorean from Faces And Aces Podcast, and he answers! 2 For 2! Chris decides he is going to try to Party Line in Octopus Caveman, but he don’t answer. Before he leaves Chris drops the bomb that The Dave Podcast might be coming back!
- After break we resume Random Phone Call Friday and try and call Epic Film Guys Nick, but he no answer!
- We’ve heard it before but its good enough for another listen… “The Cunt Song!”
- Have you ever seen a dog in a crocodile costume? Well we notice that certain races don’t seem to enjoy dogs in crocodile costumes.
- P.E.T.A. is apparently advising us how to be less offensive when using common sayings with animals in them.
- We don’t really care about P.E.T.A. because we would love a bacon vending machine like they have at OSU.
- Keeping with the food theme, we watch Flapjacks with Jack Black!
- A Texas man has kidnapped as many as 76 people by pretending to be an alien. We go down a really weird rabbit hole counting how many body cavities we have.
- A gopher imitating Freddie Mercury might be the best part about the internet these days.

Really happened upon a gem in the Urban Dictionary. #Fronking pic.twitter.com/1BADSK8Sjy
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 12, 2018

Would you eat these flap jacks flipped by @JackBlack? #GMM #Mythical #JackBlack #Flapjack pic.twitter.com/PbkafahwSD
— Rhett & Link (@rhettandlink) September 24, 2018

Music Credits
“Campfire Hymn #2” Intro by Brod Rob brodrob.com
“Fuck Her Gently” Outro by Tenacious D
Hosts
Cobra = @Cobra6768
Midge = @Midgey7609
Leo = @LeoAfterBurn739
Kitty = @KittyAfterBurn
Fez = @Fez919
Roy L. Wicheez = @RoyLWicheez
Promo
Playapod = @PlayAPod
Alt Show Names
No That’s not a Haiku
Random Phone Call Friday
Fuzzy Dice on Microphone
He didn’t die
Sauce on site
Pee holes vaginas and buttholes oh my
Cobra Sushi
Afterburn Hotline
Bacon Uber
Body Cavities
Flap Jack Sauce
Counting Cavities
Random Phone Call Friday