Show #122 – “Buy A Fu%#king Chicken”

We are joined this week by Sam from The Royal We Podcast.  If you remember way back from Whynot Con 2017, we ran into The Royal We when someone accidentally added them to a group chat thinking that it was Royal With Cheese.  Sam lives in Taiwan, and we have lots of questions for him. We watch a lady in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and she has an interesting conversation about a black bear. We meet a lady who mailed meth to someone in prison, and she has a really odd choice of hair style.  Then we see what happens when a woman tells her middle age husband that she is pregnant, and no she didn’t go to the Joke Sto! We spend some time pondering an email that Midge sent us… all it said was “Buy a fucking chicken.” Leo loves Facebook market place and he saw an ad recently about a person who needs to use someone’s hot tub. We go down a rabbit hold talking about impressions… We try to capture our Gilbert Gottfried… and Spoiler Alert, we suck at it!  The rabbit hole leads to Sam declaring that we should start a new Twitter… we will call it “Cool Twitter” where no one can ever get butt hurt over anything you say on it.  Also its exempt from all evidence in court.  We take a stab at The Royal We format and Sam brings the Goof Juice!  First up is “Belgian nude beach blocked on fears sexual activity could spook wildlife.”  Next we discuss the headline, “People want to drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus.”  We play our favorite Audio Daily Double for Sam and then we go back to the headlines and talk about two Florida stories… First “Florida Didn’t Conduct Gun Background Checks for a Year Because an Employee Couldn’t Log In” and then Fez brought us… “Couple Arrested For Selling Golden Tickets To Heaven.” Before break, we watch “True Facts About The Mantis.” Sam takes off as we go to break… Coming back we play a promo for The Royal We Podcast that Royal put together.  Some individual was arrested for exercising naked at a Planet Fitness.  Have you ever seen a Revers Pile Driver?  They are pretty rare. Some woman got in a fight at a McDonald’s over getting free pop with a very large woman!  We close out the show with a cover of Green Day’s Brain Stew.  Enjoy!!!


“Campfire Hymn #2” Intro by Brod Rob
“Fuck Her Gently” Outro by Tenacious D

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Fez = @Fez919

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Alt Show Names

Show Names
Afterworld 739
The Joke Sto
Buy A Fucking Chicken
Cool Twitter
I Gotta Take My Gout Pill
Hey Hey Hey Sam Albert
My Mom is Three Horses
Jesus Stakeout
Goo Goo Kitty
Creamy Hamstrings
Fat Cunt
We’re All Half Centar
My Name is Not Bear
Shelly Duval Shaved Half Her Head
Maybe I just Wanted a Chicken
Sarcophagus Juice
What Do Bears Shit In The Woods?.. Kayaks
We Have an Interpreter
Spooked Moose

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