Show #114 – “Groundhog Day… Pew Pew Pew!”

Episode 114 comes to you edited by the great Mike Jolitz. It is Groundhog day and we get stuck in introductions for over 15 minutes. The first half is all Groundhog! Leo first shows a video of a reporter getting bit by one of the vermin. Then Kitty shares a cartoon with a groundhog getting revenge on people for some reason. We talk a bit about the Browns and know they are going to screw up the draft… Dilly Dilly. We continue our groundhog celebration with Kitty’s list of the top ten reasons to celebrate the weather predicting rodent. We watch some Jeopardy and it turns out trivia nerds might not know that much about football. We discuss the use of emotional support animals… in particular peacocks, because some idiot wanted to take one on a plane. Before we go to break we take a look at a lady who bought a couch for her hamster, and its damn cute. During break you will hear a commercial from The Mike Jolitz Show… From the maker of Alexa,…it’s Leroy. After break we watch a very angry man play the drums… He must have misplaced his drumsticks. We watch a lady take a header into a door jam and it looked painful! We listen to some little kid that got a dog toy stuck in his throat, then we look at a stupid car salesman demonstrating the use of a safety feature on new vans… FAIL! Check out this pug eating a a piece of pizza in a snuggy. Cobra sent us an email and Leo is impressed he was able to figure it out. It’s a lion singing like an angel, then Cobra puts his own spin on it with his sound board. StormRaven sent us a clip of a guy who gets clocked by a train conductor’s boot while taking a selfie. Continuing with StormRaven clips… some dude that looks like him is fighting a kangaroo, but the kangaroo totally got owned. We watch some 3D Printing that Royal did for us which leads to us to pondering what merch we can come up with and it goes kind of strange as you would expect. We check in on some cops in Toronto who lock themselves in their cop car after eating a ton of gummies. Midge shares some creepy fucking shit from Canada out in the woods and we close out the show with another Cobra email…. The Native HowlKitty closes out the show with some good ole groundhog jokes… Enjoy!

“Campfire Hymn #2” Intro by Brod Rob

Cobra = @Cobra6768
Midge = @Midgey7609
Leo = @LeoAfterBurn739
Kitty = @KittyAfterBurn
Fez = @Fez919


Odd Dad Out = @OddDadOut
BS Hold My Beer = @BSHMBeer

Alt Show Names
I’ll Make Em if I Have To
Piss Flaps
Peppy Midgey
Punxsutawney Phil is a Bad-ass
I’m not a groundhog
Shove a Ground Hog up the dragon’s ass
Emotional Peacock
Cobra on a peacock
God Blesh Jarvis with Cheshsshees
Fezzy Come Lately
Reserve the Quiet
Fruit Roll Up Blunt
Blunt Roll-up
Emotional Support Koozy
Pew Pew Lasers
Rottweiler the size of cobra
Peacocks on a plane
You don’t just size up to a peacock without knowing some shit
I’m About 12 in son.
We missed the blue moon
Leo was dialed in
I can see Leo now
114 the groundhog day celebration
Sticky Bell
Natty Bowl
Do Dragons taste like chicken?
Groundhog Day Pew Pew Pew

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